Common Traits of a Pandooki:

Started by Deepak on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

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Deepak
5/18/2011 at 11:01 PM

Another Desi forwarded this to me. Either this is uber offensive or funny. Remember not to kill the messenger:

Common Traits of a Pandooki:

 Know it all attitude; likes to correct everyone and turn fun conversations into useless and pointless debates
 Does not practice good hygiene – never wears deodorant; has yellow teeth and smells like curry
 Looks down up other Castes and people of India. They refer to the following types as Junglees –Athletic types and non-vegans (won’t mention specifics as to avoid a civil war)
 Resembles the people you see in National Geographic
 Makes verbal attacks on Americans and other NRIs
 Refers to American born Indians as ABCD and or Coconuts
 Does not closely resemble or are even familiar with any cool Indians from India – Akshay Kumar, Bipasha Basu, Hrithek Roshen, The Great Khali, Sanjay Dutt, Sonjay Dutt . . . .
 Has zero sense of humor
 Horrible at scoring with the opposite gender
 Disorganized
 Never on time
 Exaggerates their social standing by 200%
 Chickens out upon any athletic challenges
 Over analyzes any and everything that has no point
 Insecure
 Make horrible dates
 Excessive head shaking/twitching
 Eats dinner at 10p
 Boring
 Materialistic, states their salary openly, yet can’t find 45 mins a day to exercise and appear somewhat in shape
 Liars
 Think they are career coaches
 Cannot read body language
 Ignorant of other cultures
 Judgmental of others
 High carb diets of junk, low protein intake
 Does not play sports with their kids
 Acts snobbish, yet does not play “sports of the wealthy” like golf

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